February 22, 2015
The Fitting Room Lady
Hatred comes in many forms...there is a very real place in hell for those who frequent retail establishments in the same way they frequent their drug dealer's post graduation party.
It's funny that people see driving and shopping as rights, until they get taken away. I got to finally kick someone out of my store that pissed me off so bad that I was literally shaking. Luckily, I kept my hands off them and only used sly insults that they wont understand until they get home.
"Miss, unfortunately I am going to need to ask you to leave."
"What the f*** did I do?"
"Well, you screamed at a little girl and then threw your pile of clothes at one of my associates."
"So, thats their problem."
"Yeah, if you don't leave in the next 2 minutes, I am calling the police."
"What are they going to do?"
"Keep asking stupid questions and you will find out what they will do."
"This is f***ing bulls***, I want to speak to your manager."
"Yeah...that's me..so...you are leaving. Now."
"This isn't the last you have heard of me."
"You aren't a supervillian. You are just a person acting rude and disrespectful. Out."
Good luck out there comrades. With Love,
-Milly
